Everything will come out comfortably…
If this sounds a little like something hissed by a glinting-eyed sadistic proctologist as he wrenches on latex powder-free mitts, you’re right.
This phrase was delivered by my restaurant server the other night.
You probably know this next bit, but, for the sake of history, clarity, and consideration of your wallet, you should know, things unfolded in the most unhospitable way.