It Does Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Bing

My friend Adrian once chauffeured Slash the guitarist from Guns N’ Roses around Los Angeles.

Adrian made small talk about the weather and the Dodgers while watching the man in the tall black top hat through his rearview mirror.

Slash drummed his knee, chewed on his fingernails, and generally seemed at unease.

After about 20 minutes Slash said to Adrian, “Can I ask you something?”